Some say that he is stumped by clouds...and that the outline of his left nipple is the same shape as the Nurburgring...all I know is he's called ToiletRollClock, and you are viewing his page! Fancy that. Young Toilet came to me no more than a young grasshopper and after a few exchanges he became the rather dashing gentleman with a computer generated voice that you all know and love.

Mastering his craft with the help of the likes of Biblo, Kevin Smith and, of course, Captain Lou Albano, he formed a niche of entertainment the likes of which mankind has never seen before. A simple man, wrought on seeking revenge for those who swore against him. Fighting to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law, he soon layeth the proverbial smack of the down on the heathens and the unlearneds of this glorious land. One day you too will understand his majesty realise his profound glory...and find out he makes some pretty good flash cartoons while he's at it.

He is ToiletRollClock.

lol.

you should have your user image say that's how i roll and have a picture of a toilet paper roll.